Monday, February 14, 2005

Happy Vdae To All !! =)

Recipe For A Happy Marriage


Ingredients:

1 can of ROMANCE
2 fruits of LOVE
2 cups of FAITH
1 cup of UNDERSTANDING
1 cup of CONFIDENCE
1/2 teaspoon of JEALOUSY
1 tablespoon of HOPE
some HUMOUR to taste

Method:

Open the can of ROMANCE and spoon out the contents.Cut the fruits of LOVE and put them in the cup of CONFIDENCE to prevent discolouration.Pour in FAITH and UNDERSTANDING and put the mixture in a Matrimonial mixing bowl.Season with spices of JEALOUSY and a spoonful of HUMOUR.Add HOPE and arrange attractively on the serving dish of Life.Store at room temperature.The dish will be sweetened when served.


10 Rules For A Happy Marriage

1. Never both angry at the same time.
2. Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire.
3. If someone has to win in an argument, let it be your mate.
4. If you have to criticise, do it lovingly.
5. Never bring up mistakes of the past.
6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other.
7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled.
8. Say at least 1 compliment each day.
9. Admit to your mistakes and ask for forgiveness.
10. It takes 2 to make a quarrel and the one in the wrong is the one who does the most talking.

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