Friday, December 03, 2004

My Sassy Girl - 10 Rules

1) Don't expect her to be gentle.

2) Don't let her drink more than 3 glasses of alcohol, she'll be drunk and beat someone up.

3) At a cafe, drink coffee instead of coke or orange juice.

4) If she hits you, act like it hurts. If it hurts, act like it doesn't.

5) On your 100th day anniversary, give her a rose during her class time. She'll like it a lot.

6) You must learn fencing and squash.

7) Be prepared to go to prison sometimes.

8) If she says she'll kill you, don't take it lightly, you'll feel better.

9) Exchange shoes with her when her feet hurts.

10) She likes to write, encourage her.

10:22 AM
tReAsUrE ("v")